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  • About Me: Hi, I’m Mark, I'm 25 and I work for the offpolice.
Mark's Stats
  • Networth: TBA/WIP
    Total Playtime : TBA/WIP
    Date of Birth: 1996-06-21
    Last Visit: 2021-06-27 14:58:03
    First Visit: 2021-05-29 09:00:01
    Current Status:

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You gonna kill me

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Where is my car

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the bridge has been reopened

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the bridge at 8182 is clsoed

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Stop pointing that gun at me

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The numbers are 62-13-41-25-2

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The lottery has drawn and there are 8 winners! One person won the grand prize!

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@Alpha We are all in the same area tf you talking about

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dont forget to buy your lottery tickets for todays draw!

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The gate should be unlocked. I can't wait for you forever, as there was a call. I'll use someone else service though. Thank you.

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Any mechanics available?

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TOW TRUCK 100% needed

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mechanic I need help

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@JBlack044 {{{cry}}}

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Classic Hollywood {{{joy}}}

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@Richie Happy Birthday

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@Richie If you say so {{{smiling_imp}}}

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Nahhh why you shifting the blame

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I dont trust you. You'll probably flip my car like you flipped Kenzos car {{{rofl}}}

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I am not whining about anything. You're trying to charge 2 million for a repair come on now you scammer

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dont want you to pull out your dick again

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I am not paying 2 million for your bad service

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nvm thank you anyway

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mechanic please

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None of these are parked legally. This is not a truck parking

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impound time

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criminal scum

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@JBlack044 Probably stolen

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@Homeless Hoe what did you do

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Now a big fat ass hoe is coming

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On the road, without a hunting permit

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I'll come pick up that evidence

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Gonna have to take you to jail again

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Stop snitching on yourself

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Hunting on the road is illegal. Stop it

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lots of deer on the mountain

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grove st has some cats

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Happy Birthday Richie. Hope you get lots of blowjobs

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anyone need their weap lic replaced

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If you say so

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no courrption here

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but thanks for the warning

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Kinda why yall got in trouble the first type

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Hope you crash and burn {{{rofl}}}

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{{{joy}}} shouldn't have dropped your phone

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It needs to be Full SCreen (Windowed)

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full screen mode probably

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@Richie Hope you're not driving {{{blush}}}

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@Richie you missin cocaine and hookers

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I am gonna get some rest. If there are any issues please be sure to let us know on the goverment feedback website.

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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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criminal scum

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Good store, but one of their employees is crazy he just takes his pants off and asks if you wnat to see his tiny black dildo

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@Reggie Ray You seem to know a lot about gay porno audtions

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self awarenece is a good thing

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@Reggie Ray That youare!

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Thank you for this piece of evidence

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no clue actually

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@Richie LS customs robbing cunts. 20% up charge

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The stores do infact need them too. They'll be paying $15 per one!

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I will ask the stores

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The city is ineed of cabages asap! $15 per one instead of $5!

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@Richie Not right now I am spying on someone

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Criminal scum

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Stop picking that up you criminal scum

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@Richie You got engine parts n shit?

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@Richie I can come to you

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Any mechanics available

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@Michael Franzese Speaking of yourself?

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It is now illegal to breathe without paying Oxygen Tax.

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@KenzoWillis See you in jail in 73 hours I guess

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Sounds good, you still have 72 hours to pay it off

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Kenzo the ticket has b een sent out.

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You ass has AIDS

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once I get to the station

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A $10,000 ticket has been issued to you

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@KenzoWillis Watch your finger or you'll be spending a full sentence instead of 1/4th of one

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@Reggie Ray Looks like you get a free bike

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Mechanic help

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let me know if it updated

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forgot to update price. Give me one minute

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Sorry, got messaged about a broken balancing system at the mechanics shop had to fix that

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The city has a brick shortage! The city will be paying $35 instead of $25 per brick!

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Be careful while driving! The mechanics are getting tired of fixing your cars for free!

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cause I am eating right now {{{slightly_smiling_face}}}

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Do you need jail

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Sellin drugs is bad mmmkay

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@Richie Yes :)

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@Richie I'll impound your car for life

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@MWeston cardealer died of aids

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@KenzoWillis Why do you have panties covering your face?

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Make sure to make your payments for your cars everyone! The dealership fixed their financing software

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@JBlack044 Congrats! :D

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not on here dummy use the command

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# = guess the number

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/donated DLWR-EJ1C-SIUI-7GZ8-ZX#M

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Everyone ready?

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Free gift drop incoming!

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Yeah put that wig back on

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@OfficerKingstonLSPD Arrest that pedo!

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The only "wig" that you have is your fake strap-on peen

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He is not wrong tbh {{{joy}}}

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@OfficerKingstonLSPD He saying people without hair have 0 authority

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@Richie Gonna fuck up your car and then its gonna be too expensive to fix

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Someone won 7.5k in the lotto! Check your tickets

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Better watch your mouth with those threats!

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better not be speeding

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@Richie TErrible driving

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Should be 72 hours

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@Richie Guess if you don't pay for them

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@Richie loool. Sell em!

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@Richie dont remember gotta go to PDM lol

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@Richie The most expensvie one I believe

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@Richie Its not that expensive with finance

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@Richie All of our cars are stock right now

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@Richie Shame.

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@Richie Enjoy!

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@Richie Yeah that's how it has been before which is why jail times are so long now. It was over before it even started.

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@Richie You're still bad at it

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@Richie What did you do to it?!

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Bettet get to picking

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So what are yall doing criminals

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@Richie *stare*

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Sorry you were sayin

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{{{stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye}}}

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Professional mechanics at work

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@JBlack044 Have you ever thought about spending some time in prison?

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Mechanic please

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I buy for $5

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buying something interesting

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@Reggie Ray what happened there

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any mechanics available with a flatbed

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Its okay to snitch. Thank you

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Thank you for filling your report. We will be coming to arrest that person.

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@KenzoWillis What you lookin for

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Sounds like 200 months to you

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How do we get out. The arrow ends here

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@Richie tax payers, parking and fines.

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The city has funded a new pill box. The upstairs unit is closed right now for remodeling. Please use the downstairs entrance from now on.

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I've seen you crash at least 20 times in a row when I was cashing you at one point

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200MPH crash

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Wish you the best

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Someone will one day. It's only 4 numbers out of 50. And it runs daily someone will 100% win one day

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Kenzo won 50k before didn't he

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@Richie You won't win 100%

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@Richie Not my fault some mechanics have their hands stuck in their own ass

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No TV's either

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@JBlack044 No its a fact

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@Richie Guess yesterdays lesson did not click in

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You better behave or this will be your new home

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Please watch your speeds, the speed cams are delayed and tickets will be handed out for all previous offences

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Anyone sellin anything interesting?

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We got it back

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50,000 months reward if you dont bring it back

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You're a dick!

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Which is just as guilty {{{kissing_heart}}}

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@Richie It's okay this is enough evidence to put you as an accsory.

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@Richie It's fine Whoever does it will pay the full value of the chopper which is 680,000

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@Reggie Ray jailbreak!

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Not gonna happen

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Winner winner chicken dinner check your tickets

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Piss off in your mouth

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We will be comng to impound that trailer

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@Reggie Ray Do what you have to do

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Keep your weapons out of your hands

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Mechanic please?

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he is a scammer and fake cop

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DONT let the cop in the marked car in

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@Michael Franzese be there in abit

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@Michael Franzese Sure, where you at

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@Richie Why you confessing to acrime

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@OfficerKingstonLSPD help

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Don forget to buy your lotto tickets

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The gas station dumb ass

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New addition to cell #5 and #4. You a good boy? Then you'll a radio, video games and a TV!

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@Richie We are moving them to the burner right now.

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Anyone lost 120 bricks of weed?

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Where yall at naughty boys

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15K lotteryy win fuck yeah

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@KenzoWillis Cunt, hope you die.

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@KenzoWillis Congrats!

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Friday Lotto drawn: 25-11-6-47-27

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@MWeston now?

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@Biker666 Dammit :lol:

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what the fuck did yall do

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@MWeston looks like a Supra though

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@KenzoWillis There is no Window sticker?

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@KenzoWillis a car

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@Biker666 Back of PDM if its not financed

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@KenzoWillis no

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@KenzoWillis {{{rofl}}}

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seems like your phone broken

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@Reggie Ray I am off duty, please redirect your complaint to an available officer

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Don't know whats your reg number? Just takin a big fat shit

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@Biker666 Tr y the impound mayhbe

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@JBlack044 Keep your nose clean!

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@Reggie Ray You'd need to buy a vehicle that is out of stock from a person

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one million dollar draw in 5 minutes I believe

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I woke up looking brand new what is this voodoo magic

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Dear miners, we received a new shipment of Pickaxes. They will be located in shops and pawnshops (will be cheaper there).

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@Richie In a min

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The first mega millions draw has been drawn! No winners today!

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hope you can make it here in 2 minutes {{{joy}}}

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Someone seemed to have left their furence at 3051. You got 5 minutes to take it or I'll keep it

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hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk

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nice color n stuff

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looks good that background behind that bird {{{wink}}}

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My IQ is like 65

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so it was probably you

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Never said that you did

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why you killin people

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{{{eye}}}?????{{{heavy_dollar_sign}}}

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I do not know

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@Biker666 coming

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yes, for some reason it didn't like us

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Lottery draw in 45 minutes, get your ticket and win big today!

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@Reggie Ray Oh baby

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@Josh Kingston Maybe what you looking for?

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@Reggie Ray Nice, be a shame if something happened to yours legs though, right?

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@Reggie Ray You okay now?

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@ Who {{{smile}}}

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doesn't like criminal scum

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@Reggie Ray Nah he just don

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@Reggie Ray Maybe he doesn't like the way you look

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Public Records: Public Disloscure | IRS made a $500,610 transfer to the LSPD.

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@Richie Sorry missed your message lol

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@Richie Yes sir!

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@Richie Some people are jsut really bad at riddles

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@Richie That was a hint

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They are "moving" {{{wink}}}

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@Richie Who you lookin fo

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@Richie Sellin weed?

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What is everyone doing? Send a selfie

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@Richie Whats wrong with you

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"The motorists within the city have had enough of the car thefts and decided to take matters into there own hands" You have been warned.

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Nice plate number {{{wink}}}

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Is that your boyfriend?

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Guess I should clarify my recent tweet. Any suspect that is armed and fails to comply will be met with deadly force.

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I know you are. BUt no more chances, no more deals, no more you're free to go. I've tried being the nice guy. Aka "courrpt cop" but clearly its not working out. So obey the speed limit and whatnot lol {{{kissing_heart}}}

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will be met with deadly force no exceptions effeceive immediately. (2/2)

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The LSPD has released a new Use of Force mandate. We have had over 6 officer die in the line of duty over the past week and as such the rules had to be changed. Any one that fails to comply with officer commands at a traffic stop or a general stop (1/2)

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@Reggie Ray Sorry our fire department died.

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The LSPD will no longer respond to medail calls outside city limits.

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No dead bodies in Plaeto fucking 7 miles I drove here. For the love of god this city needs EMTs

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@Biker666 Inject some air into your blood stream

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@Richie He is no cop that bastard

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@Biker666 Think he wants to be caught by 2 living officers

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@Richie You kiss him?

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@Richie {{{policeman}}}

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Congarts on finding it :).

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@Biker666 Should probably try to throw your money on the ground and make it dirty

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@Richie hahah same

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@Richie Whats up?

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I think its over the wind was very strong

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@Biker666 Very good money and rare items to be made and/or be found :)

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I know that you love money! I know how you can make it. What a nice mountain view from this location. I sure hope there are some bikes available on this long strech of road in this sandy place.

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Daily draw for today: 45-9

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@Biker666 I'll be sure to remember next time I put you in cuffs. No deals.

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@Richie We do not have any courrpt officers in the city of Los Santos. If you have any information please forward it to Internal Affairs

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You keep your nose clean? You like a man in uniform? Well, you can become a police officer with the LSPD today! Visit https://ls-pd.com for more info!

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@JBlack044 Oh that was you?

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@JBlack044 What do you mean? Why would I be on the train tracks?

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@JBlack044 When was that?

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@JBlack044 Better than your driving.

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@Richie yOU GOT SOME?

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Drugs are bad mmmmkay

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The city has a crime rate of 0% today. Lets not ruin it

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Paleto hospital will be opening shortly.

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@KenzoWillis Did you run it over?

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Did someone lose their trailer in paleto

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We almsot made it

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@KenzoWillis No

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@KenzoWillis You're a courrpt mechanic

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Any non-courrpt mechanics available?

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That's what I told him. I'll let him know

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Michael, some guy wants to you to be their lawyer

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Darkchat is a good tool. {{{wink}}}

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@Richie Is that a threat?

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Where did you go

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@MWeston you did it

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@KenzoWillis yes

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will be given if you don't renew.

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Hello everyone. The weapons permit that some of you received over the last 3 days expires today in an hour. Please be srue to renew your weapons licenses by vising the front desk at the LSPD. We will be here for the next 20 minutes. No exceptions will be

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Movie night anyone?>

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Any mechanics available

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@Richie Yeah :(

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ANY mechanics available with a fliparo jack

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Not even close. But no more hints 2 and that as it

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The hint has been up for 5 minutes and have been removed. Good luck!

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That's because you have no brain cells

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This is not how you park ladies and geltement

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Methhead Mike

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Be on the lookout for theives in the RIchman area. Remember, people have the righ to defend their life and their families lives with deadly force. Think about your actions instead of doing criminal activity

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@Reggie Ray You don't

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@Reggie Ray You don't have the code

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@Reggie Ray Thank you for incriminating yourself.

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@Alpha Oh hehe

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@Fuck the system Admition of guilt?

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@Richie Chris Angel

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@Richie not nice

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@Richie Don't think we have any

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@Richie Not at all

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@MWeston Can't comment any further than that on an active inestigation.

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@Richie I am not bored right now. Opening a case file on the shotsfired call. We found some DNA evidence. Some hair or something

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I like my job

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@Richie Nice ride

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Someone was arrested with some. So some one knows

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just cause I take a picture it doesnt mean its drugs come on

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@MWeston I never said it was on that road either

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@Richie dont think so

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no lol, not even in that direction

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@Richie It looks nice

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Any tow trucks available

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Todays daily draws numbers are 9-8

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@Biker666 prove what

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@Biker666 Poppies are nice

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@Shadow One moment

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@Shadow Soon(tm)

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@Shadow Sorry stuck on a call

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Are your tickets gone?

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@ I am coming

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Any mechanics available

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Any mechanics available for a repo

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@ You'll need to come to MSRW

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the popys are still alive

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@LOCKSMITH I'll scrap your life!

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@LOCKSMITH Did I leave my car in there lol

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@MrG Come to PD

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Alright lazy cunts get back to work

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Wen sent a technician and it appears to be working. Can you explain what the issue is?

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@Richie Aprile We will send a technician right away

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We are talking about the fish traders, raven slaughterhouse, etc {{{policeman}}}

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The govement has spoken to the dealers around the city and reached out an agreement with them. They will be accepting trades again with people.

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@Richie Aprile Unfortunately no one won haha

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@Biker666 Your refund was just processed {{{kissing_heart}}}

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@Kenzo Willis Your refund has been processed as well

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@Richie Aprile Your refund has been processed

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@Kenzo Willis Want a BJ too? {{{kissing_heart}}}

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oh yeah will do give me 15 mins

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How much and for what

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@Biker666 drunk on the job again?

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{{{hibiscus}}}

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@Kenzo Willis What did you fart?

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@Richie Aprile fake af

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@Kenzo Willis How much did you pay your fake customer?

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The winning numbers for todays daily draw are 47-8!

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@Biker666 burn that shit

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@Richie Aprile Less crime in the city!

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@Biker666 Looks good though!

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@0 Hope it stips your ass

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@Biker666 yesssss {{{joy}}}

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@Kenzo Willis Better g et to drinking lots of coke and sprite

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saw you speeding on that bike

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Hope you crash and die

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@Kenzo Willis pretty

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Thank you "law abiding citizen"

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You are in possession of stolen propety, knowingly. And you're trying to extort money out of me to get it back

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@Kenzo Willis Search warrant it is

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Its okay there is some blood evidence on the floor here

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Where you at bitch

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@Kenzo Willis No haven't seen him sorry. Ask the guys that wear suits

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@Kenzo Willis file a mising prsons report

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@Kenzo Willis {{{kissing_heart}}}

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@Kenzo Willis hope you crash

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Free furnece for grabs

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The city needs chickens

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What did you do to my car

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Hey! That was a red light

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@Kenzo Willis I just want to know where you are so I can arrest you

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@Kenzo Willis Where you at

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@Kenzo Willis next time you coming out of the car

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Who wants jail time {{{kissing_heart}}}

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This lady stole an ambulance

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@ There should be a door

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Try Raven Slaughterhouse

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I'll send the health department check what they're up to

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The daily draw has been drawn! 13-34

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Stop picking that up

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@Biker666 RIP

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@MWeston should work nowe

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@Kenzo Willis I'll take a loo

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Open your receipe book next to your semlter

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@Kenzo Willis byproduct of graphite

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It wasnt that high

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Should I jump?

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@Kenzo Willis Crackhead

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@Kenzo Willis Gonna get you again, not my fault you crashed 30 times

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@MWeston running from cops is no good

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@Kenzo Willis I'll find you

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Where you at bad boy

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@Richie Aprile careful dont burn

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Poppppppies yummy

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@Kenzo Willis bit lonely

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Little Lonely Poppy

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@Kenzo Willis {{{point_down}}}

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The next lottery draw is in 1 hour and 15 minutes! Buy your ticket today and maybe win $5k or $1.5k!

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Three people won a certian amount! {{{kissing_heart}}}

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The winning numbers are 43-36-37-33-50

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The monday lottery has been drawn! Go check your tickets

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@Kenzo Willis Dont think so

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@0 in 2 hours

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@Kenzo Willis you're welcome lol

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@Kenzo Willis No, I won 1500 on the daily draw

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@Kenzo Willis Yes there is no limit

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@Biker666 {{{joy}}}

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@Biker666 No, you were 5 meters in front of me and fuck me. A rotten dog smells better than you

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@Kenzo Willis No

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@Biker666 Well at least you'll smell a lot better than you did before

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make sure to buy your lottery tickets! The 25k draw is in 3 hours

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@Richie Aprile You're welcome! {{{heart_eyes}}}

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@Kenzo Willis Nah {{{rofl}}}

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@Kenzo Willis Yes

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@Richie Aprile Where are you

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@Biker666 oh {{{joy}}}

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Did you give him the chocolate bread?

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pooped it out already though. Might be growing somewhere in the sewers or something

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@Biker666 I ate it

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@Kenzo Willis car flipped over and i passed out {{{smile}}}

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Did someone help this guy already?

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uhhh, help? {{{joy}}}

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The winning numbers for the daily lotto are 40-28. The next draw is gonna be in a few hours!

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@BillBoard All mechanics died when the tornado killed the city

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Someone buy a gas station gas is expensive!

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@BillBoard Guess I'll keep it

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Someone forgot to park their car {{{grin}}}

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@ oh lordy lord. {{{joy}}}

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New car lineup at the dealership

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The first drawing will be going off in 45 minutes! $5,000 prize for the pick 2! Buy your tickets at 7295!

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Make sure to buy your lottery tickets! The drawing is today!!

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@BillBoard {{{nerd_face}}}

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@BillBoard Come and find out :)

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@BillBoard {{{kissing_heart}}}

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@BillBoard When you in jail

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@Richie Aprile Damn, we did our best. Wish you a fast recovery

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@BillBoard Okay. Just don't drop the soap

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@BillBoard You know what for.

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@BillBoard Nice. Wanna come over Mr. Board? We just a warrant to serve you.

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@BillBoard Wasn't a joke. Was calling you a skiver

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@BillBoard Go build some Bill Boards

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Someone goin to jail

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@BillBoard From the chief, lazy cunt went on vacation

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@Richie Aprile I think the car dealer died

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